How To Fight Off A Squirrel For A Zucchini

Imagine you’re me. Standing in the back room, looking out at the garden. A squirrel runs out from behind the barrel planter where the zucchini is growing. In your head, all your veggies are half eaten and all your hard work is out the window. What do you do?

Well you run out and kick it in its little squirrel behind! Out! Don’t come back! Go eat someone else’s greens! We need to build a bird net, and make the squirrel pay for it. 

Alright, technically I tapped on the window enough that the squirrel decided it would run away. Now I have something else to be thankful for this November.

It’s beautiful, it’s whole, and it’s my first ever. Here’s to good fortune! Cheers!

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